2010 P St NW, Washington, DC | Directions 2003638.909537 -77.045407
Neighborhoods: Northwest, Northwest Washington, Dupont Circle
The only bad pizza I've ever had. – Only today I was saying I'd never met a pizza I didn't like. Then I met Alberto's. Soggy on top and burnt below. The "cheese" was gummy and flavorless, coated with Parmesan powder I didn't order or want. The diced tomatoes had little aroma & less flavor, but leaked enough to make the pizza runny--probably were frozen. The rude manager claimed some pepperoni was buried under the cheese somewhere, and recited a warning that eating just one slice meant no replacement or refund. I was mad enough to deface pizza (and that's really some kinda mad). So I dismantled four slices of pizza & finally found a soggy slice of pale meat. Chewy, flavorless, & watery: Alberto's has the worst pizza in my 40+ years of liking (read: loving) every other pizza I ever met. I used to think there were only two kinds of pizza: good pizza and no pizza. Now I know there's also nauseating pizza, from Alberto's. They deserve a "negative two stars" rating, at best.
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